My face has been attacked by Christmas. It happens every year. I go into the holiday season, fresh faced and excited about all the holiday parties and family get-togethers. By early January my face looks like that of a meth addict. My face is so dry it’s peeling from severe dehydration due to copious amounts of alcohol. I have dark circles under my eyes from lack of sleep due to the large amount of drinking and chocolate intake right before bed. And I have serious acne from the truck loads of cheese I have devoured over the last couple weeks. I think I’ll just buy a sander and call it a day, or maybe make a homemade chemical peel (sounds like nothing could go wrong with that plan, right?)…because I really can’t leave the house looking like a Methy, the post christmas crack elf.